Writer's Workshop - Say What?

Kids Say the Darndest Things......

When Ethan was little

(not that he's all that big now)

he'd say the cutest things.

 I would write them down,

so to never forget.

But as he's gotten older,

I haven't really,

and yet he still says the 

darndest things!

Some examples:

1) On the way home one afternoon;

Me - Ethan, I need to stop at the drug store.

Ethan - Mama! Drugs! Really???

Me - Ethan, I need to stop at the pharmacy on the way home.

2) Ethan lost a tooth the other day;

Me - Do you think the Tooth Fairy knows where to find you?

Ethan - Of course, since she's a parent!

Me - Apparent?

Ethan - No! A Parent! Like a mom or dad!

3) Discussing our peanut-free lunches for camp;

Me - So how about tomorrow I send you with 

a cucumber sandwich, yogurt and a granola bar?

Ethan - Yogurt on my sandwich? Really?

Me - So how about tomorrow I send you with

a cucumber sandwich comma yogurt comma

and a granola bar!

I love how his mind is as warped
and twisted
as mine!