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Wednesday, July 24, 2013

The Emergency

I have a 7-year old.
This means I can now
Don't judge!
You know what I'm talking about!

Actually,
I should say,
having a 7-year old means
I should be able to pee alone.

Today,
Grandpa's out.
Ethan has showered and is dressed.
He's entertaining himself with the Family Channel,
comic books
and toys.
I tell him I'm going for a shower.
He is not to open the front door
and only answer the phone
if it's Uncle G.

Basis covered,
right?

So,
here I am,
enjoying my shower.
All covered in soap when I hear,
"mama, mama, mama"
thump thump thump
(the thumping is him running up the stairs)
"mama, mama, mama"
thump thump thump
"mama, mama, mama"
thump thump thump

I do what every mom would.
I quickly rinse
(I'm sure there's soap everywhere)
grab my towel,
throw the door open and
ask
"What's a matter?"

"Rasool mama sent you a picture of Hailey!"

This is the big emergency!

Yes England,
you may have a prince,
but Ethan has a new cousin
and she's more important than
anything.
Even more important than mommy's shower!



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