10 things you don't know how to do
I was having lunch
with some colleagues
earlier this week,
and one mentioned all the
awesome
sewing projects she's been up to.
Wow!
Another colleague makes
incredible Indian food.
Amazing!
In all my wonderfulness
I will admit
there are a few things,
I cannot do.
Shocking.
I know!
1. Sew
I'm pretty sure I owned a sewing machine a few years back.
What happened?
I have no idea.
2. Cook
Baking is not cooking
and cooking I cannot do.
3. Play an instrument
Once again,
I did take piano lessons,
guitar lesson,
recorder.
And yet,
I cannot read a note.
4. Play pool.
My brother loves it.
Scott can play.
I have no clue how to hold a cue.
5. Make jewelry
I have some amazingly talented friends.
If you ever need some cute rings or necklaces
let me know.
I can send you to the right person.
6. Complete an assignment ahead of time.
I wait until the last minute.
Even if I pretend it's due a week earlier
to get it done earlier,
I know it's a fake deadline,
so I won't do it.
7. Write poetry
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Writing poems
Is hard to do.
(oh! maybe I can!)
8. Say no to a cute pair of shoes
I just can't.
I'm sure it's something in my genes.
And if it isn't
I'm saying it is.
9. Go a full day without sending a text message.
I get withdrawl symptons.
My fingers get fat and flabby.
10. Say no to a Coach bag.
Or Kate Spade.
Or a Gillie bag.
Or any cute bag,
to be honest.